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Crabification 

When non crab life forms evolve into crab like life forms.
Lobsters have experienced crabification.

Cigrification

The act or action of turning a white skin colored person black
The process of turning a white person black is called cigrification
Cigrification by ErikForShort June 20, 2023

Crispification 

A white girl in the sun for three hours without sunscreen.
Not wearing sunscreen and planting tomatoes for three hours today was a sure recipe for self-crispification
Crispification by Deb123 December 1, 2011
1) Something amazingly cool

2) Something amazingly cool in a sexual way

bonerific orgasmic
Dude, last night's episode of the office was totally clitrific!

Jack rubs me in a way that is so clitrific I shoot one every time.
clitrific by scream_ethan February 17, 2008

cribriform hymen 

A hymen that is perforated like a knife in butter (or, perhaps more easily understood, the lid of a salt pot) due to repeated attempted penetration by a small chinese penis (not a big, dinosauric, E.T.D american penis). More widly found with china's economic surge
I would never touch Katherine Kuhlman's cribriform hymen with my retarded brothers cock, since its been divided into little pieces by a small pack of determined, underdeveloped chinese men.
cribriform hymen by P.I. Staker January 14, 2008

Critific 

Used to describe someone who meets very specific criteria, though no one is sure what that criteria is.
That guy is so critific, let's make him president.
Critific by Vjix January 13, 2009