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level 5 gyat rizz livvy dune rizzing up baby gronk ice spice what the dog doin skibidi toilet in real life only in ohio we go jim zyzz creatine alpha sigma cuh dey boad 

level 5 gyat rizz livvy dune rizzing up baby gronk ice spice what the dog doin skibidi toilet in real life only in ohio we go jim zyzz creatine alpha sigma cuh dey boad
level 5 gyat rizz livvy dune rizzing up baby gronk ice spice what the dog doin skibidi toilet in real life only in ohio we go jim zyzz creatine alpha sigma cuh dey boad

level 5 gyatt rizz livvy done rizzing up baby gronk ice spice what the dog doin skibidi toilet in real life only in ohio we go jim's creatine alpha sigma cuh dey board 

i was watching youtube shorts and shat myself because of skibidi toilet. hello, my name is timmy, and this is my story. it all started one fateful day after school, me and my rizzler ohio gang went to rizz up the girls in our class. the girls all had a level 4 ice spice bussing gyatt straight from ohio, my boy. and i simply couldn't resist rizzing up that bussing skibidi ohio ice spice gyatt. i tried using my kai senat rizz, but i failed in the end. i don't need girls anyway, i'm a skibidi sigma after all. i only care about the gyatts. anyway, me and my ohio gang griddied back home the ocky way. we switched on the television and started watching youtube shorts. we learn some new rizz line straight from ohio and also watched some lankybox. but then, all of a sudden, skibidi toilet popped up. all my friends started screaming and crying. my pal who has pretty much has rizz from ohio started singing the skibidi toilet song: "skibidi dop dop dop yes yes". it only scared me more. i ate a cheesecake only a few minutes before and boy was it bussing, but all of a sudden, my level 3 gyatt started to rumble. shit spewed out of my asshole, FUCK!
level 5 gyatt rizz livvy done rizzing up baby gronk ice spice what the dog doin skibidi toilet in real life only in ohio we go jim's creatine alpha sigma cuh dey board

level 5 gyat rizz livvy dune rizzing up baby gronk ice spice what the dog doin skibidi toilet in real life only in ohio we go jim zyzz creatine alpha sigma cuh dey boad 

Person A: level 5 gyat rizz livvy dune rizzing up baby gronk ice spice what the dog doin skibidi toilet in real life only in ohio we go jim zyzz creatine alpha sigma cuh dey boad
Person B: Ok son, now eat the cheese that definitely doesn't have your anti-psychotic pills

Creatine 

Supplement made up of 2 amino acids.
Not dangerous,totally safe.
Not illegal,totally legal.
I took creatine.
Creatine by dopemasterassb*tch January 4, 2004

creatine 

Creatine is naturally occurring in, for example, humans. Around 2 grams of creatine are consumed daily. Supplementation typically adds an extra 5 grams daily. Creatine, as with other supplements, must be taken with a great deal of water to prevent damage due to strain on the kidneys and liver. Creatine is not a steroid hormone, however, and can not give you b00bs.
I took creatine and now I'm a monster. UCF, shwing, creatine.
creatine by J.Mo April 19, 2006

creatine 

Creatine is a popular workout supplement used to enhance athletic performance, particularly in weightlifting. Creatine is most popular in "monohydrate" form and can be taken in capsules or in a powdered drink mix. Usually, taking creatine on a regular cycle will cause a 5-10 pound gain in muscle mass and a slight but noticeable increase in your lifting performance. Creatine is popular because users will most likely see results when combined with a serious lifting regiment, without the wacky side effects of steroids and testaserone raising products.

There are some reported (but not proven) side effects of creatine, including bacne, bloating, anger and increased urination (due to the amount of water you are required to drink while using creatine). Creatine will also not automatically get you jacked without hard work and will not automatically allow you to lift more weight. Rather, creatine will help you get that little extra edge you need to go the extra mile and give you that extra one or two reps that make all the difference. Using creatine is not "cheating", and to maintain your size you will have to work as hard as anyone else. The effect doesn't last forever and is never as strong as your first cycle.

Usually those who speak against creatine usage are simply envious of the improvements made by users or cannot afford it. I know from experience that many pathetic individuals who discourage creatine usage actually take it themselves and simply don't want anyone to get as big as them. Sad, yes, but true. Creatine is safe and legit, used by many pro athletes and olympic medalists.

And yeah, a lot of people who combine creatine with hard work on a regular basis WILL suddenly become chick magnets and acquire previously unreachable amounts of punani.
Once I started taking creatine, the weights I became capable of lifting embarrassed a lot of chumps wearing beaters and short-shorts at the gym.
creatine by end your life August 28, 2006