a woman who has lost her mind and thinks the world revolves around her; most often referring to the divorced biological mother of a child involved in a blended family.
"That woman is a crazy heifer."
"Did you read that text from the crazy heifer?"
"I can't believe that crazy heifer thinks she is your child's only parent."
"Did you read that text from the crazy heifer?"
"I can't believe that crazy heifer thinks she is your child's only parent."
by SMONSTER October 1, 2012
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