Crayonize

The act of dumbing down an explanation of something for someone with no intelligence or understanding of the topic being discuss. Commonly used by IT Professionals talking to Sales people.

I will have to crayonize these instructions for this sales user.

Crayonize by BigFatDad1968 January 12, 2023

Carbonize 

To smoke a waterpipe with zeal.

We've been carbonizing tobacco all night.
Lets carbonize this shit.

Carbonize by Adeptus Carbonarum January 22, 2009

The Big Bonanza Crayonza Bibbidibobanza Stanza Handza Zaza Extravaganza

An unknowable, dangerous plot, one that may never be discovered. One that, if left unchecked, may consume the world.

"The hardline questionanza of the matter is not what the Big Bonanza IS... But what the Big Bonanza Crayonza Bibbidibobanza Stanza Handza Zaza Extravaganza will BECOME... If given the time to fester." - 'Symple' Symon Symonson, 1199 Anno Domini

The Big Bonanza Crayonza Bibbidibobanza Stanza Handza Zaza Extravaganza by Niktionary.com October 19, 2023

Crayonista 

One who performs strategic transport planning with a box of coloured crayons/pens, using them to draw lines on a map, without thinking through the implications.

"He thought of a way of linking two train lines together without any thought of how it could be achieved. He is such a Crayonista"

Crayonista by The Ploughman July 28, 2018

crayonized 

The condition of the clothes and the inside of a clothes drier after a child's crayon goes undiscovered through the dry cycle.

After opening the drier to fold the clothes, mom was horrified when she found the clothes and the drier had been crayonized.

crayonized by dale338 October 19, 2009

Crayonism 

The practice of worshiping crayons.

Hey, what's with all the crayons?

I practice crayonism.

Crayonism by Nulzek April 4, 2010

Crayonitis 

A condition where someone, typically non-management, is acting or thinking in a childish manner, or is dull thinking, or lacks the ability for advanced thought.

Anne is really suffering with a strong case of crayonitis today.

Crayonitis by guidofucozzi October 10, 2017