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Crayonism
Crayonism by Vexx_Blackheart March 12, 2020
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Crayonism • Crayonista • crayon smoker • carsonism • claytonism • crayoning • Canyonism • Caynism • Craynis • crayonasaurous rex
break your crayons
break your crayons by Irish Dave April 21, 2007
Word of the Day on April 23, 2007
Zen Carsonism
Getting mugged, but then the guy gets arrested. “I knew it would work out in the end because of Zen Carsonism.”
Zen Carsonism by Aress Carol Emjee January 8, 2019
break my crayons
Should someone stand in front of the TV during the final moments of a big game would be an obvious attempt to break your crayons.
"Dude, why do you have to break my crayons all the time?"
"Dude, why do you have to break my crayons all the time?"
break my crayons by Paul Kemp July 12, 2007
Crayonista
One who performs strategic transport planning with a box of coloured crayons/pens, using them to draw lines on a map, without thinking through the implications.
"He thought of a way of linking two train lines together without any thought of how it could be achieved. He is such a Crayonista"
Crayonista by The Ploughman July 28, 2018
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