Crasps
Crasps by Helpful Men May 4, 2009
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crassing
Constantly looking at your phone while out with friends and/or at a public event, e.g. concert, sporting event, wedding, etc.
The concert was great, but instead of taking time to enjoy the show he had his smart phone out and he was crassing the entire time.
crassing by shebainpdx August 26, 2013
Scoville craps
When your anus has a hangover from eating something very spicy that you aren't used to (especially something high on the scoville scale). You get spicy butt. The butt and rectum feels spicy. You may also get cap cramps.
Scoville craps by HawaiianPunch1 February 1, 2022
Crapsmanship
refers to the production or fabrication of sub-standard products by one who misguidedly feels their creations worthy of high praise; oblivious to their lack of skills wasting money, time, and perfectly good materials.
Crapsmanship by FatrCat November 2, 2008
crapsicle
from an episode of CSI:NY…
Aiden is puzzled because the Port-a-Potty chemicals match the matter on Bill's jeans but those in his head wound. She breaks down the chemicals and focuses on the one that doesn't match: Dimethyl Benzyl Ammonium, which is used mostly in airplane toilets. Aiden puts it together: waste matter leaked out of a plane, froze in the atmosphere and came crashing down to earth, striking Bill Lamakkia on the head and killing him. Flack is nonplussed: "A crapsicle killed this guy?" he wonders.
Aiden is puzzled because the Port-a-Potty chemicals match the matter on Bill's jeans but those in his head wound. She breaks down the chemicals and focuses on the one that doesn't match: Dimethyl Benzyl Ammonium, which is used mostly in airplane toilets. Aiden puts it together: waste matter leaked out of a plane, froze in the atmosphere and came crashing down to earth, striking Bill Lamakkia on the head and killing him. Flack is nonplussed: "A crapsicle killed this guy?" he wonders.
Crasp
Crasp by bobisnotarealman April 1, 2019