crap on a crust Share definition Flag 1. A poorly made pizza 2. An expression of surprise/disbelief If I wanted crap on a crust I'd order me up some dominoes CRAP ON A CRUST! He stole my car! crap on a crust by Daniel Harold February 29, 2004 0 0 Get merch Get the crap on a crust mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch
