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Crank one off

Masterbate.
I'm so horny! I'm going to "crank one off"later.
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crack one off

v. Masturbate.
She wouldn't put out, so I had to crack one off instead.
by Pecan Pie April 30, 2004
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crack one off

v. To blow your load, or cum
"I got so excited when I saw her that I nearly cracked one off."
by BigJC December 1, 2003
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crack one off

v. To fart, usually loudly or pugnaciously.
Some dude on the train cracked one off as I passed him by.
by Niall February 11, 2004
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Crack one off in the dhansak

Any retribution by restaurant staff towards rude customers.
Don't be so rude to the waiter, Jeff, or he'll crack one off in the dhansak!
by dannyboffin November 19, 2007
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