To spend time doing small trivial tasks, and as a result, avoiding doing larger and more important tasks. Originally developed in reference to leveling up in a video game and not acheiving the next step in the quest, thus not accomplishing a lot in advancing the progress of the game. Usually boring for others.

"Paul spent most of the day at work crackerfucking. He hasn't gotten any of his projects completed."

crackerfucking by DiZinger December 13, 2008

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crackerjacker

Noun

1. A person who steals the toy or surprise from a box of crackerjacks, cereal or happy meal without the intention of eating anything.

2. A retarded criminal who, in an attempt to rob someone, threatens bodily harm with a saltine cracker.

"That crackerjacker got me for my decoder ring and I'll bet he touched every Fruit Loop in the box with his grubby, dirty, little fingers."

crackerjacker by billebllunt May 14, 2014

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crackerjacker by the illusionist September 23, 2003

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Crackerjacker

Someone of a different race who screws over a white person during an illegal transaction.

That crackerjacker just stole my damn money and I ain’t got no weed tonight.

Crackerjacker by Shikki Swade June 7, 2018

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crackerlackerpoopars

a really random word I made up when i was bored

um..............i cant think of an example but crackerlackerpoopars

crackerlackerpoopars by the original clarey May 13, 2004

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briefcake

A handsome male lawyer.

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"

briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006

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Ratfucker

Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.

Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.

Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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