When someone is such a cracker, that they cannot just be called a cracker. This term can only be used to describe the pastiest of the pasty, the dumbest of the dumb, the blondest of the blond, and the people who spend 10 hours a day on TikTok.
Person 1: Damn, check out this new TikTok challenge
Person 2: Nah get the fuck out my house, you ain't the cracker you the whole cracker barrel.
Person 2: Nah get the fuck out my house, you ain't the cracker you the whole cracker barrel.
by fishpickles May 3, 2022
Julia Roberts in the movie “Pretty Woman” has a lot of “back crackers” she could say, “hey those are my back crackers”
Brad: "Hey Carter, hows it been?"
Carter: "Its been good, I have been making good progress on my Spiderman sex robot project! How about you?"
Brad: "I..its been fine, haha."
Carter: "Hey Brad, look over there on the sidewalk, it's a stupid reverse cracker!"
Brad: "Whats a reverse cracker?"
Carter: "The opposite of a cracker, silly!"
Brad: "So you mean a--"
Carter: "STUPID GOD DAMNED NIGGER!"
Brad: "Alright, I gotta go, see ya."
Brad: *Runs off offended as Brad is African*
Carter: "Its been good, I have been making good progress on my Spiderman sex robot project! How about you?"
Brad: "I..its been fine, haha."
Carter: "Hey Brad, look over there on the sidewalk, it's a stupid reverse cracker!"
Brad: "Whats a reverse cracker?"
Carter: "The opposite of a cracker, silly!"
Brad: "So you mean a--"
Carter: "STUPID GOD DAMNED NIGGER!"
Brad: "Alright, I gotta go, see ya."
Brad: *Runs off offended as Brad is African*
by ThatsjustHowitis June 3, 2019
A wall of crackers, with the cracker boxes piled high to warn off other crackers from entering an area
by Wypipo whisperer September 7, 2019
by Railsurf November 12, 2019
Person who finds typically non spicy objects extremely spicy. Their unintelligent skin tone forces them to were liquidised protection on there skin to stop them from flaking in the sun. Their extinct race has formed a long and prospering relationship with the police force and law system. They typically spawn in high-class suburban landscapes.
Innocent black individual #1 "hey Jamal whats that in the distance"
Jamal "oh no CRACKERS!??!?!??!!?!"
*distant gun shots and sirens*
Jamal "oh no CRACKERS!??!?!??!!?!"
*distant gun shots and sirens*
by salt is not spicy March 1, 2022
when someone is afraid to do an action or " something" the original term is "scary cat" also known as "pussy" and not everyone has the right to use that word and some people might find it offensive to use so the term should be " Cheese Cracker".
chad: hey bro let's go rob this old lady
Juan: man I don't know, it just doesn't seem right
Chad: don't be a CHEESE CRACKER !
Juan: man I don't know, it just doesn't seem right
Chad: don't be a CHEESE CRACKER !
by cheesecrack4L July 26, 2020