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Cracked crab 

When people get caught in pictures with they legs spread all open and they ain't leaving nothing to the imagination
oh girl did you see the picture of ________ last night, girl! that was cracked crab!
Cracked crab by AlexZanderRoxas September 8, 2010

crapcracker

When you go into the bathroom and it looks like someone had a piece of dynamite shoved up their ass and it exploded all over the work toilet, staining it forever.
Damn, somebody lit off a mega crapcracker in here
crapcracker by steve austin July 22, 2004