Crab Cracker

squeezing the sack in between the two thighs while trying to fork.

Judy crab crackered Joes' sack last night.

by Joesph Paulo Selga September 28, 2006

Cracked crab

When people get caught in pictures with they legs spread all open and they ain't leaving nothing to the imagination

oh girl did you see the picture of ________ last night, girl! that was cracked crab!

by AlexZanderRoxas September 8, 2010

crapcracker

When you go into the bathroom and it looks like someone had a piece of dynamite shoved up their ass and it exploded all over the work toilet, staining it forever.

Damn, somebody lit off a mega crapcracker in here

by steve austin July 22, 2004