The courtesy reboot occurs when you are using your computer for a time-sensitive purpose, such as writing a report or making a presentation in a meeting. Without notice or even a BSOD, your screen blanks out and your computer reboots. On restart you frequently receive a cheery "update installed!" message, which makes your blood boil.
Presenter: Now let's take a look at the FY09 budget numbers, which we need submit in the next 20 minutes.
(Screen blanks out)
Attendee: Looks like you're going to have to wait for that courtesy reboot first, pal.
(Screen blanks out)
Attendee: Looks like you're going to have to wait for that courtesy reboot first, pal.
by Shelley McIntyre April 30, 2008
A sheet that is put down when fucking on a bed that is not your own. The sheet serves as a barrier between sex juices and your friends bed.
by DJTrance October 24, 2008
It is when one wipe their ass for any number of reason...
after they go to the bathroom and have completed their normal routine in the bathroom. they go on about their day. only to return to the bathroom later on to wipe because they don't feel clean or they just wanted to.
Sometimes you need a courtesy wipe when you get swamp ass to get rid of the sweaty butt crack.
A courtesy wipe can be needed when one has a nasty fart, this is to check for a possible shart.
One can also wipe their ass any time during the day and this can be consider a courtesy wipe.
after they go to the bathroom and have completed their normal routine in the bathroom. they go on about their day. only to return to the bathroom later on to wipe because they don't feel clean or they just wanted to.
Sometimes you need a courtesy wipe when you get swamp ass to get rid of the sweaty butt crack.
A courtesy wipe can be needed when one has a nasty fart, this is to check for a possible shart.
One can also wipe their ass any time during the day and this can be consider a courtesy wipe.
a persons inter thoughts: {Oh man, that is not feeling right better give myself a courtesy wipe.}
I am sweating like crazy i need a courtesy wipe.
Friend A: Oh dude you shit your pants at least give yourself a courtesy wipe cause that that fart sound way to gross. it had to of been a shart.
Friend B: it was not that bad, i guess i will it is a courtesy to do so.
I need a good wiping oh yes a courtesy wipe oh much better feeling nice and clean.
I am sweating like crazy i need a courtesy wipe.
Friend A: Oh dude you shit your pants at least give yourself a courtesy wipe cause that that fart sound way to gross. it had to of been a shart.
Friend B: it was not that bad, i guess i will it is a courtesy to do so.
I need a good wiping oh yes a courtesy wipe oh much better feeling nice and clean.
by glockman1727AK47 March 5, 2009
Thanks for your common courtesy.
by captainrich99 June 2, 2015
When someone tells a really long story that really has no point to it at all and at the end you make a little chuckle, giggle, or laugh out of courtesy.
Friends mom: *insert long pointless story here*
You: *chuckle*
Friend: That was such a couresy laugh
You: *chuckle*
Friend: That was such a couresy laugh
by Lauren was here May 29, 2005
Upon vacating a house/apartment, the half roll of toilet paper you leave behind for the new occupants as a courtesy
Bob made sure to leave a courtesy roll for the new occupants incase the need should arise whilst they moved in
by Geof Wilson August 10, 2007
A brief stupor in which two people are walking directly toward each other. Both patrons attempt to move out of the way of each other but instead, consistently move IN the way of each other. This can last as long as one cycle to about three, at the end of the third cycle both performing the jig feel a strong yet temporary connection with each other and mysteriously predict which direction to go with 100% accuracy.
i was walking to class when suddenly i was performing a courtesy jig with a beefy somoan who wanted to get to the parking lot.
by HXBuns October 13, 2009