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The count dracula 

When you stick it in her butt, nut, bite her on the neck and leave
Man I did the Count Dracula and she got pissed.
The count dracula by Bolony1 May 20, 2019

Sperm Count Dracula 

Eastern european monarch who pioneered research in the fields of in-vitro fertilization and the bat-winged feminine hygeine products.
Thanks to the work of Sperm Count Dracula, Sofia was able to give birth to a Downs syndrome child at the age of fifty and maintain her cotton panties in a near pristine state of whiteness.

Sperm Count Dracula 

The guy that brings the whole party down because the ratio is off. Also likely a cockblocker...
"The sausage party was going swimmingly until Sperm Count Dracula showed up"
Sperm Count Dracula by Dan Scum November 4, 2013

cunt dracula 

The name given to a guy that eats out a girl's cunt when she has her period.
My girlfriend is on her period, but I will still eat her out, I am cunt dracula.
cunt dracula by UrbanTony February 28, 2009

cunt dracula 

this is when a girl is on her period, and a guy places his lips around her mud flaps, the sucks the blood out of her pussy.
i sucked that girl sry giveing her a cunt dracula.
cunt dracula by kalan(Dream team) January 27, 2005

Cunt Dracula 

Man who likes to give girls head during their period.
A: Last night my boyfriend went Cunt Dracula on me!
L: Bloody hell, that's disgusting!
Cunt Dracula by PrinceEdward April 18, 2010