Count Dracula

When a female is being visited by her "aunt flow" (period) and you decide to go down on her like a fucking vampire.

My bitchy girlfriend was on her period, so to shut her bitch-ass up I made her cum with the Count Dracula

by Ojizzum March 23, 2009

The count dracula

When you stick it in her butt, nut, bite her on the neck and leave

Man I did the Count Dracula and she got pissed.

by Bolony1 May 20, 2019

Sperm Count Dracula

Eastern european monarch who pioneered research in the fields of in-vitro fertilization and the bat-winged feminine hygeine products.

Thanks to the work of Sperm Count Dracula, Sofia was able to give birth to a Downs syndrome child at the age of fifty and maintain her cotton panties in a near pristine state of whiteness.

by scut monkey August 8, 2009

Sperm Count Dracula

The guy that brings the whole party down because the ratio is off. Also likely a cockblocker...

"The sausage party was going swimmingly until Sperm Count Dracula showed up"

by Dan Scum November 4, 2013

cunt dracula

The name given to a guy that eats out a girl's cunt when she has her period.

My girlfriend is on her period, but I will still eat her out, I am cunt dracula.

by UrbanTony February 28, 2009

cunt dracula

this is when a girl is on her period, and a guy places his lips around her mud flaps, the sucks the blood out of her pussy.

i sucked that girl sry giveing her a cunt dracula.

by kalan(Dream team) January 27, 2005

Cunt Dracula

Man who likes to give girls head during their period.

A: Last night my boyfriend went Cunt Dracula on me!
L: Bloody hell, that's disgusting!

by PrinceEdward April 18, 2010