couldn't be
An expression of unwillingness and or apathy towards a specific proposal. Shortened from couldn't be bothered and of fucked
couldn't be by Gooch Mcgee August 4, 2007
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Couldn’t be me.
Usually follows “Imagine ___.” Can be replaced by, “can’t relate.” A subtle way to make fun of something someone does. Can also be used to tell someone what you’re doing.
teacher: max, please move to the front row, away from your friends.
bella: imagine being moved to the front row, couldn’t be me.
//or//
bella, calling max: imagine being in school right now, couldn’t be me.
bella: imagine being moved to the front row, couldn’t be me.
//or//
bella, calling max: imagine being in school right now, couldn’t be me.
Couldn’t be me. by kindagroovin February 26, 2020
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couldn't be fucked
mom: "hey Jonny. take out the trash. will ya?"
jonny: "aw mom, i'm sorry but: i just couldn't be fucked."
mom: "you little shit."
jonny: "aw mom, i'm sorry but: i just couldn't be fucked."
mom: "you little shit."
couldn't be fucked by Angus of Regnulass December 27, 2021
couldn’t be me
couldn’t be me by gaymergaybie October 22, 2019
couldn't be rocket science
Condi: Well, how hard could it be fly a jet?
LewisScooter: It couldn't be rocket science.
Condi: I could kiss you right now.
LewisScooter: (Crestfallen) But you won't.
LewisScooter: It couldn't be rocket science.
Condi: I could kiss you right now.
LewisScooter: (Crestfallen) But you won't.
couldn't be rocket science by Little Red Robin Hood February 26, 2008
Couldn’t be me
When an individual says something out of the ordinary, possibly erotic, homosexual, or suspect, and you choose not to identify with that individual by saying the phrase.
John: I ate her ass after she shat and didn’t wipe; I got some chocolate and ass last night
Me: What in the goddamn fuck? Couldn’t be me.
Me: What in the goddamn fuck? Couldn’t be me.
Couldn’t be me by Congo1234 September 19, 2018
couldn't be rat-arsed
couldn't be rat-arsed by Fearman May 24, 2008
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Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
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