Another name to describe the vaginal discharge of women beyond their 40's. Usually has little or no odor to it, but can sometimes become noticably scented after having accumulated in granny panties for a 6-12 hours, especially in long sessions of bingo and playing slots at the casino.
"So I went to Foxwoods the other night, and dude, the hag next to me was funky! Must have been all the cougar juice she left on the seat after getting up and walking away."
When you hold your cum for a couple weeks; then finally splooge and it flies out of your wang like a pouncing cougar and you scream like a snarling beast from the woods while you scratch the walls because of the intense cat-like orgasm. Hence, Cougar-juice.
I had been waiting for this night; and I shot my steaming cougar juice in Shirley's face. She almost went blind.
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.