couch crack

When you haven't left the house,and are basically a vampire.

Spending all day on the damn couch

I'd rather be on the couch then be in my room

I'm a couch crack

by andyMessdefine. August 21, 2017

crack yo couch

play on fuck yo couch. but to either mean that someone did something stupid or as an added umph to a sarcastic remark/comeback.

yo mama so fat she's on *both* sides of the family! crack yo couch!

by vap February 24, 2005

Couch Cracker

an old stanky cracker stuck in a couch. lazy, stale, crusty, grodey, and just all around foul person

YO, you're a stanky ass couch cracker!

by Kyle/lyle March 29, 2009