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couch crack

When you haven't left the house,and are basically a vampire.

Spending all day on the damn couch
I'd rather be on the couch then be in my room

I'm a couch crack
by andyMessdefine. August 21, 2017
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crack yo couch

play on fuck yo couch. but to either mean that someone did something stupid or as an added umph to a sarcastic remark/comeback.
yo mama so fat she's on *both* sides of the family! crack yo couch!
by vap February 24, 2005
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Couch Cracker

an old stanky cracker stuck in a couch. lazy, stale, crusty, grodey, and just all around foul person
by Kyle/lyle March 29, 2009
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