Cosh

The act of female ejaculation after sex.

My girlfriend coshed in my eye after we had sex for five hours last weekend.

by Thenextday1 March 25, 2018

Cosh

A different name for the fish cod so It doesn’t get confused with cod the game

Bill caught a big cosh in the lake

by The Cosh Man September 1, 2021

Cosh

To lick a pregnant person's vagina. Usually, you end up with a mouth full of mucas.

"DUDE! I coshed my girlfriend last night,"
"EW! How nasty was it?"
"Pretty bad man, pretty bad."

by sillybillyfillykillymilly December 22, 2008

cosh selfie

A selfie which only shows one half of your face

Let me take a cosh selfie

by Coshmunity March 16, 2014

Nard Cosh

A poo in a stocking. The sound of it hitting someone is similar to it's name.

Gibo hit his junky neighbour with a nard cosh to settle a vendetta. Coshhhhh!

by Jocko Farin August 17, 2007

under the cosh

modern day term for "under the thumb"! Girl in complete control! Pussy whipped!!

If you're called Foots or Big Nose and you diss all your mates on new years eve for a girl you haven't even snogged! Or when your bird phones and you run over straight away whilst in mid conversation with your mates! You are Under the Cosh!

by Tightpants January 26, 2006

Cosh-Vogg

When faced with a problem and no one else has the time or knowledge to figure it out, it is refered to as a Cosh-Vogg problem

So, if you have a problem, if no one else can help, and you can find them, maybe you can hire.....Team Cosh-Vogg.

by J-Remy July 20, 2006