An old coot is a foolish or eccentric person,a stupid fellow,a simpleton.
A coot is not only a stupid or dim wit of a person, it is also a bird. The coot (bird) has a black fethered back and could ether have a yellow, orange, or white beak
A coot is not only a stupid or dim wit of a person, it is also a bird. The coot (bird) has a black fethered back and could ether have a yellow, orange, or white beak
by smart one 321 September 24, 2015
by ABBC Old Ballz September 27, 2006
by the green lantern5 April 30, 2008
The vagina. More specifically, the vagina of any significant female in your life, i.e. your mom, sister, girlfriend etc..
by Gods Balls February 3, 2010
To ride the coat tails of your conference and never accomplish anything. Even when you arent in the divison with the good teams!
Hiring ex has been coaches just before they go to pasture, so you can take credit for there previous careers!
To brag about your conference, when the rest of the conference is embarrased by you!
To wonder why nobody thinks your campus is nice, when you tailgate in a drug addict ridden farmers market.
Your them song is so outdated and 80s. Come on smoke and the them from 2001. I guess it does fit all your mullet wearing fans!
Hiring ex has been coaches just before they go to pasture, so you can take credit for there previous careers!
To brag about your conference, when the rest of the conference is embarrased by you!
To wonder why nobody thinks your campus is nice, when you tailgate in a drug addict ridden farmers market.
Your them song is so outdated and 80s. Come on smoke and the them from 2001. I guess it does fit all your mullet wearing fans!
"5th" place rings that might as well be made by Jostens for a 1A high school team, now thats is a Pull a Coot"!
by ALLIN September 2, 2012
The highly debated, delectable secretion of the cooterus maximus, otherwise known as the Vajayjay, or Vag Palace. Coot Juice can be described as an invisible colored liquid that smells pleasant and has the consistency of Slimer from Ghostbusters. Coot Juice is responsible for lubricated sex and therefore is the source of all goodness and happiness throughout the world. It is known to be a high demand product, harvested from organic and inorganic Coots, that is marketed and distributed to dry, sandy Coots world wide. Coot juice comes in a variety of flavors ranging from watermelon to roses to anchovies. The uses of Coot Juice include curing AIDS, cancer, and minor aches and sprains.
"Man, did you get any Coot Juice last night?"
"Don't worry, I harvested the shit out of Marsha's inorganic coot. That's some GOOD MUTHAF*%C$N COOT JUICE! I'M RICH BIATCHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!"
"Don't worry, I harvested the shit out of Marsha's inorganic coot. That's some GOOD MUTHAF*%C$N COOT JUICE! I'M RICH BIATCHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!"
by The Penis Fencer September 21, 2007
noun <kewt gray-tings> The residue left after a Cooter Grater scrubs her coot against tree bark or some other foreign object thus creating a flurry of coot gratings.
I saw a big nasty Cooter Grater and she left her coot gratings all over the place. It was like a freaking snow globe!
by MagicConch333 July 24, 2009