cookies and creme

when a woman is eating a cookie and a man shoves his penis in her mouth and cums...hence "cookies and creme"

Do you want me to add some creme to that cookie Namcy? It will taste better...

That night John gave Nancy and wonderful taste of cookies and creme!!! WOOT WOOT :)

cookies and creme by YoWanda April 3, 2009

Cookies and Creamer 

The act of while having sex with a female, the male pulls out and just before he ejaculates he squats over the woman's face and proceeds to take a shit while simultaneously pointing his boner at her cheeks/lower chin and shooting his cum all over her face. The result is that the female's face is covered in shit and cum, which she must then lick off of her face. For the shit and cum mix that she cannot lick off her face, the woman must wipe it onto an ice cream cone and slowly lick it until she has eaten it all.

My girlfriend was bitching because I wouldn't buy her an ice-cream when we were at the pool so when we got home I gave her a Cookies and Creamer and that seemed to shut her up for several weeks. Literally, she didn't say a word to anyone for two weeks after.

Cookies and Creamer by Phickle Dude January 18, 2011

cookies and creamed

when ur fucking a girl in the pussy and she cums and shits at the same time

awe man, you just cookies and creamed on me.

cookies and creamed by daddycucumber6969 June 15, 2016

Cookie and creme

It's when you're both a vanilla and a kinky person

Gf: babe am I a vanilla or a kinky person?
Bf: you're a cookie and creme hun

Cookie and creme by PixelPaula February 10, 2019