cookie thumper

A male who does anal.

" Girl, just so you know, he's a cookie thumper. You wont be able to sit for a week".

by chewieyumyum December 14, 2013

cookie thumper

a guy who goes for much younger girls. i.e like girls just past scout age where they may sell cookies for a cause or girls who are still in or just past innocence.

guy: shall we invite billy to our party?
girl: noway, have you seen his new girlfriend? shes like 14, hes a total cookie thumper

by shesleeps February 19, 2014

Cookie Thumper

Slang for penis. Originated from the song "Cookie Thumper" by Die Antwoord.

Man, I want him to put his Cookie Thumper in me!

by thek4team June 9, 2014