Cookie Crisps

Every young child’s favorite cereal, along with trix and captain crunch. It’s amazing it’s cookies and milk. It get a 10/10

Young child 1: I like cookie crisps
Young child 2: same
Young child 3: same
Young child 4: same

Cookie Crisps by MazDavidson August 12, 2020

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cookie crisp

A delicious chocolatey cookie cereal

At first you taste the chocolate, then you taste the cookie, then the crisp, then the corn.

cookie crisp by Anne February 9, 2004

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Cookie Crisp Caviar

The plethora of little processed micro-chocolate chips from the last of a box of cookie crisp, that accumulate at the bottom of the bowl. upon finishing cereal, one may drink the milk, and with the final gulp, may indulge in a mouthful of General Mill's finest softened cocoa caviar delight. The milk-penetrated chip-u-oles melt in your mouth. If one cared to open ones eyes during the consumption of such a delicacy, one would notice that their treat resembled caviar.

I giggle at how regal we are with all our Dom Perignon and cognac soaked lobster tail, yet I do so envy Parker over there; he's currently partaking in some Cookie Crisp Caviar. Dick.

Cookie Crisp Caviar by DizzyBoyDizzy September 11, 2010

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Cookie Crisp

A type of wedgie where you shove a cookie down the back of someone's underwear and when you pull them up the cookie breaks in half and all the crumbs go down the victim's asshole.

We gave Adam a cookie crisp.

Cookie Crisp by terrets guy December 9, 2009