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When you are giving a girl oral sex, bite her vagina as hard as you can.
If you're going to perform cooch pooch on a broad, buy ear plugs first.
by meat curtains October 26, 2007
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When you think up something brilliantly righteous while baked.
X: I had this great highdea last night
Y: You clearly were philosopher stoned.
by TripleWest September 03, 2012
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buldging area just below the stomach and just above the cooch
most often seen in women that have had children or are bloated due to their period
no matter what they do can never get rid of it
she's not fat she just has a cooch pooch
by cheaptrickrick December 13, 2009
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The part of a man’s belly that hits the perfect spot when you’re on top, providing the perfect place to rub your cooch
I didn’t fully understand why women opted to consistently go for softer men until I went on a date with one and my clit hit the cooch pooch
by Meeka2493 February 27, 2021
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A dog acquired for the purpose of attracting the attention of desirable women.
Did you see the pug Tim brought home from the pound last week? Bitch is a real cooch pooch.
by Brolock December 31, 2008
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