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cooch goblin 

Negative term for a child. Coming from a cooch, the child is compared to a goblin, a fantasy creature which is short in stature, and usually depicted as ugly, dirty, dumb and uncultured.
Agitated childless person: It is very fucking nice that I'm going to travel to Europe in a few weeks while you get your cooch goblins ready to go back to school.
cooch goblin by UrbanTh August 8, 2017

Couch Goblin

That friend who comes over without knocking, goes directly to the fridge, and then plants themselves on the couch for a 5 hours of Netflix.
David was already watching firefly on my sofa when I got out of class, I'm claiming him as my couch goblin.
Couch Goblin by Silver_Slinky August 19, 2020

Croch Goblin 

A subject of which a human has pushed from their nether regions.
I hate croch goblins... they just ruin everything.
That's her croch goblin.
My parents want me to have croch goblins. I will cry.
Croch Goblin by Local whore October 15, 2022