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elevator constructor 

Bad ass union motherfuckers who always get it up and are the highest skilled trade among all building trades . They build elevators from scratch, They also weld brackets and erect steel rails inside shafts that move tons of weight at high speeds with pure perfection and craftsmanship. They also have great knowledge and skills with electrical work as they wire Many safety devices to keep the public safe they are known as I.U.E.C. !
The person who built the elevator is the elevator constructor.
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Bridge Constructor Portal 

An engineering simulation and puzzle video game developed by ClockStone and published by Headup Games.
It can be easy at first, but it becomes more stressful and difficult as it goes.
Eric: Hey, have you played Bridge Constructor Portal yet?
James: Yeah! And it's pretty fun, but also its bloody hard.

Boa Constructor

My pet snake is a Boa Constructor. He built his own cage.
Boa Constructor by Teleri March 20, 2010

Curve Constructor 

A student who you know no matter how hard they study will always fail the exam thus contributing to the curve
Damn bro, this exam is about to be rough. At least Jake is in the class, he's an absolute curve constructor
Curve Constructor by eyrup February 26, 2020

Bite Constructor

One who specifically builds each bite when eating food. They will inspect the food and place different elements from their plate onto the utensil to ensure that each bite is perfect and delicious. When eating pizza, tacos, or burgers, the bite constructor masterfully makes sure there is a piece of every topping in each bite. This assures that the whole meal is enjoyed, and every bite as delicious as the last. They will not compromise a single bite to be slightly mediocre.
I'm a bite constructor, I want to make sure every bite is good.

you must construct additional pylons 

This is possibly the most annoying phrase in the real-time-strategy game Starcraft.

The basic objective of Starcraft is to make a big army to destroy your opponent, however you have this army-size limit known as 'supply' that can only be increased by building a specific building, and for the alien faction 'protoss', that building is the pylon. So every 2-4 soldiers you build, you most build another pylon to sustain them. If you forget, a voice says "YOU MUST CONSTRUCT ADDITIONAL PYLONS", and at that point, you realise that you can't build any more guys until you send a worker to build the pylon, and then wait for the pylon to finish. Then, 4 soldiers later, you will have to build ANOTHER one.

What makes this phrase especially annoying is how often the guy says it if you forget to build them, because soldiers of the protoss race take up so much supply, and their pylons provide such little supply.
*tries to build a soldier*

"YOU MUST CONSTRUCT ADDITIONAL PYLONS"

human constructs 

Ideas made up and carried out by humans for purpose of clarification, that actually don't exist.
Money is a human construct because it is given value, and without its given value it wouldn't be worth anything.

Human Constructs make up man things...
human constructs by Aspekt December 28, 2006