consolefag

Basically a console gaming enthusiast. They refuse to accept the fact that PC's are better than consoles in almost every way.

consolefag: Get xbox live
pcman: I told you, I play on the COMPUTER.
consolefag: WHJYYYYYY

by A daywalker1 March 28, 2010

consoletards

A console gaming person whos idea of depth in
a game is twitching till thier thumbs fall off.

Coined by Yahtzee the star Game reviewer (as far as i know)

Brotherhood of steel is a rpg for consoletards.

by Mightytights May 7, 2008

consoletard

A console fan with limited or no knowledge/interest of games that were released before the current console generation.

Prestigious PC gamer: Fallout is a great game.

Consoletard: Yeah, I love Bethesda games.
Prestigious PC gamer: I meant Fallout 1&2 .
Consoletard: There was a Fallout 2?
Prestigious PC gamer: Fucking consoletard.

by thesisko September 8, 2013

Consoletards

Stupid gamers that argue which is the best console of the console war.

Dood, PS3 is so much better than all consoles ever existed.

You're completely retarded, just another consoletards.

by Anon12576343 November 6, 2010

consolebating

When a game is just so sexy you pull out yo wanker and wack it repeatedly until climax.

COD Ghost was so amazing! As soon as I got home I went in my room and started consolebating

by 0c_allen November 22, 2013

Consolagnostic

A Consolagnostic is a blend of conservative and agnostic, describing an individual who embraces traditional values and beliefs while maintaining a nuanced, uncertain, or skeptical perspective towards the existence or nature of a higher power or divine entity.

As a Consolagnostic, Joe holds conservative views on social issues and economics, but he's also skeptical about the existence of a divine being, choosing instead to focus on living a good life based on his own moral compass and the teachings of philosophers. Despite his conservative inclinations, Joe's agnosticism allows him to maintain a sense of intellectual curiosity and open-mindedness.

by 9220111 January 17, 2025