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by TheLoneCommando117 October 21, 2017
a very simple, yet MASSIVELY effective phrase that if said in court, will pardon you of any crime, whether it be rape, murder, or driving a car into a christmas parade!.
*this sentence was used in the darrell brooks sentencing trial that happened earlier today on 2022-11-16 and the live chat went crazy with the "lols" and the "lmao's". i thought it was pretty funny when he said that lol.
*this sentence was used in the darrell brooks sentencing trial that happened earlier today on 2022-11-16 and the live chat went crazy with the "lols" and the "lmao's". i thought it was pretty funny when he said that lol.
judge:for the crimes you have commited, such as rape, murder, trespassing, castration of the elderly i sentence you to 1000 yea-
defendant: i don't consent to being sentenced.
judge: oh, i guess you're free to go...the jury would like to thank the thing and people for their blah blah blah blah.
defendant: i don't consent to being sentenced.
judge: oh, i guess you're free to go...the jury would like to thank the thing and people for their blah blah blah blah.
by penis of johnson. November 17, 2022
by Raza Pyar Ali October 3, 2015
Someone who enters a consensual encounter with intentions confusing their partner as a way of gaining validation or virtue signaling
by nellafool May 11, 2021
you pooped without consent in your friends house and they took out the 2mm Kolibri and..... BLAH BLAH BLAH
i am pooping without consent
by bruhhhh3b February 4, 2022
by m0nkey4o4 lul December 15, 2022