Fornication Under Consent of the King

in Europe in the olden-days...

if a man wanted to sleep with a woman and she says "no" he can go to the king and if he says it is okay, the woman HAD to sleep with the man.

Fornication Under Consent of the King=FUCK

--"dude i fucked 5 girls this weekend!"

--"you mean fornication under consent of the king?! wow i can't believe he said yes!"

Fornication Under Consent of the King by lesley_roo January 11, 2009

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Fornication Under Consent of the King

The letters at the beggining of each word basically spell FUCK

"Fornication Under Consent of the King YOU MAN!"

Fornication Under Consent of the King by Raijin May 6, 2005

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Fornication Under the Consent of the King

this is the expanded abbreviation of the word or slang term which is FUCK.
a long time in England, one would need to get 'consent' from the king, if a couple would ever want to have sex or have a child (this is not including nobility or royalty)

man:"Lets have a child"
Woman: "But first we must get 'fornication under the consent of the king.
use that next time you want to swear :D

Fornication Under the Consent of the King by rachell09 January 22, 2009

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Fornicating Under Consent of the King

Fornicating Under consent of the King, or Fuck, dates back to the middle ages when people had to ask permission from the king to have sex.

On that movie they were fornicating under consent of the king.

Fornicating Under Consent of the King by jim000111 July 6, 2005

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