When a female (or male) kneals in front of 3 or more naked men and takes their penises in her mouth one by one - as though they are microphones at a press conference
by bro-oss March 22, 2010
Two law enforcement vehicles, usually city or county cops, sitting side by side drivers side doors next to each other with there windows down. Officers exchanging either gossip and donuts or just donuts.
Passenger: Slow down, there's a donut conference in that parking lot up ahead.
Speeding driver: Cool, Thanks I was doing about 20 over.
Speeding driver: Cool, Thanks I was doing about 20 over.
by Rjhyardbug2 January 23, 2012
A name given to conversations had in a car at the end of a night out, in which events and goings on of the evening are discussed at length, along with the consequences of these events, people who are hated, people who are loved, the outlook for the future, and love and life and mankind in general; all the big philosophical questions. Often take place between the hours of midnight and 4am and can also be described as a "post-party debrief".
Person 1: God, what is my life.
Person 2: Look at your life, look at your choices.
Person 1: It's fine, we'll car conference it up later.
Person 2: Thank god for the motherfucking car conference.
Person 2: Look at your life, look at your choices.
Person 1: It's fine, we'll car conference it up later.
Person 2: Thank god for the motherfucking car conference.
by fordsmax March 10, 2012
A female travel companion. This is the female you generally room with and spend all your time with at conferences and conventions. Sometimes this is a totally platonic partner; other times this partner satisfies a sexual or emotional need. It's especially fun to pretend that your otherwise platonic friend is in fact your sexual partner as you gallivant around the tourist attractions of the city. It is generally understood that this special connection is most strong while traveling. Both males and females can have a conference wife.
by conferencewifeofmany December 19, 2016
A laid-back conference call, so called because you spend most of it chilling.
Optimally the majority of the teleconference goes by with the phone muted, listening on speakerphone or headset while you lean back and sip whiskey.
Optimally the majority of the teleconference goes by with the phone muted, listening on speakerphone or headset while you lean back and sip whiskey.
"Yo dog, what's the pin for today's conference chill?"
"I didn't have anything going on Thursday afternoon, so I dialed into the conference chill and leaned back for a bit"
"I didn't have anything going on Thursday afternoon, so I dialed into the conference chill and leaned back for a bit"
by zchilled January 13, 2012
When a gay man has to schedule a time with his boyfriend to abuse his anus because the boyfriend is too busy getting his back blown out by the rest of the gay community.
Will had to schedule a stool conference with drunk Jeff the gay dentist because Jeff had too many patients to see.
by Wilma Fingerdoo May 12, 2008
Another name synonymous for the Eastern Conference of the National Basketball Association(NBA) that is ridiculed by the Western Conference for their subpar team records and easy path to the NBA Finals every year. The conference is often plagued with the lack of talent and often top-heavy records that allows the same teams such as the 2010-14 Miami Heat to reach the NBA Finals year to year with minimal or no real competition. The disparity is often attributed to Michael Jordan's second retirement from the Chicago Bulls in 1998.
Joe: Did you hear that the Miami Heat went to four straight finals? Now that's an impressive feat only done three times before.
Miller: Yeah, but they play in the Leastern Conference so it's not that impressive with how easy they had it out there. Now had they gone to four straight finals in the Western Conference that would be no doubt an impressive feat. Just look at the 9th seed 2013-14 Phoenix Suns in the Western Conference, they would have been a 3rd seed in the Leastern Conference.
Joe: When you put it like that I guess you're right.
Miller: Yeah, but they play in the Leastern Conference so it's not that impressive with how easy they had it out there. Now had they gone to four straight finals in the Western Conference that would be no doubt an impressive feat. Just look at the 9th seed 2013-14 Phoenix Suns in the Western Conference, they would have been a 3rd seed in the Leastern Conference.
Joe: When you put it like that I guess you're right.
by Concerned User July 3, 2014