A twist on the saying ,"shit in in one hand and ask with the other and see which one gets filled 1st", targeted at complainers and whiners.
Whiney person: Everything sucks as usual.
Me: Complain on one hand, take a dump in someone's boot on the other hand and see which is more interesting to talk about.
Whiney person: That's the last time I complain to you about my life and also why are my boots in the bathroom?
by The Dark Anus (JC) February 26, 2019
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The constant negative response that "Kenny Ingram" replies with to any given opinion, statement, or fact, tjat goes beyond his elementary point of view/ perspective
As Kenny begins to complain Margaret already has her blackjack prepared to penetrate his anus
by Alec O'Flynn April 28, 2018
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Guy 1: Hey, you enjoying at this party?
Guy 2 (sober): Nah man, I be complaining
by 99coronasonawall March 16, 2020
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