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Theory of compensation 

Theory that states in cases where a woman has small breasts, this is compensated for by her having a nice ass. This theory does not necessarily work in reverse.
"Ah, her tits are too small!"
"Yeah, but check out her ass."
"Hmm. Theory of compensation, eh."

Commentators curse

When a commentator of a sport or other competitive event praises a team or player and then that team/player soon after has something bad happen to them (concede points, injury etc.)
Commentator: Team A is looking really good this half, Team B just can't break their defense.
*Team B immediately breaks the line of defense and scores*
Team A fan: God damn it, why did he have to apply the commentators curse?

compensation truck 

A truck with either, extra large wheels, raised body, smoke pipes or a combination of all 3 which are driven by guys (possibly women) who have small dicks. One's need to impress ladies is done with the ridiculous truck size that attracts attention away from the lack of size in other places, or place. Thus compensation trucks are used exactly for, compensating.
Dan: I just bought this new truck, it's raised. Im hoping that girls won't notice my small dick as much anymore now that i gots this HUGE truck!

Joe: Dude, that shit works soo well, my truck gets all the ladies. Im buying smoke stacks, here cumm the ladies ;)

("Ladies" walking by)
Lady 1: HA HA HA! Look at those stupid compensation trucks...LOSERSSS
Lady 2: We all know what they're compensating for.

commentvation 

when two or more people have conversation on your status post, photo or anything commentable on facebook, whoever has commented then gets numerous notifications
Ben: I have loads of notifications, but none about me

Paul:Oh maybe someone's having a commentvation on your photo
commentvation by sawyersboy October 1, 2009

clementation

An epic word that means congratulations or celebrate!
it should be used in times of pure awesome
clementation on your engagement!!

commentsations 

When you and another person send comments back and forth on myspace making it into a conversation.
Me and Kaylee had some pretty sweet commentsations today.
commentsations by Andy White December 26, 2007