Taking typos to a whole new level, comg is a misspelling of xomg, which is a misspelling of zomg, which itself is a typing mistake made my those missing the shift button in Omg, which is an abbreviation for Oh my God.
It is used by either really stupid people, or people making fun of really stupid people.

comg let's hang out l8err!
Lyke, comg Miley Cyrus is coming to Seattle nxt week!

comg by Leah U October 7, 2008

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COMG

This is the acronym for "Come On My Glasses". It is defined as the action of ejaculating on another's glasses at their request.

1) Will you please COMG?
2) After I am done with this, will you COMG?
3) That felt so good that I'll let you COMG.

COMG by J. Edward April 21, 2006

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cum on my gyatt

person 1: I just got netherite from this bastion
person 2: comg

comg by aethii June 13, 2024

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.comg

.com meets omg (oh my god)

Mike: Darlene how many children do you have?
Darlene: 12
Mike: .comg

.comg by Varan April 30, 2006

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comgasm

The feeling you get reading through the comments of a usually preposterously funny post (in general the comments are funnier than the post itself)

Derp 1: "Have you seen that post on 9GAG?"
Derp 2: "Yeah, I had another comgasm whilst scrolling through the comments."

comgasm by GutiHaz October 30, 2014

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briefcake

A handsome male lawyer.

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"

briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006

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Ratfucker

Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.

Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.

Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017

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