After drinking one or more coffees in a given day, your piss begins to smell like coffee. The more coffee consumed, the more pungent the smell.
Roommate 1: Who's brewing coffee?
Roommate 2: Nobody. I was up all night studying.
Roommate 1: That's one Colombian piss.
by gary coleman009 October 1, 2009
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the aftermath of a heavey cocaine sniffing session
''you coming down with some thing dave''

''nah just a colombian cold''
by stackdale December 17, 2007
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Explosive, stomach spasming diarrhea brought on by drinking too much coffee in the morning and not enough breakfast.
Bob- Hey Bill What's up??
Bill- Not now Bob, I've had three cups of Maxwell House this morning and I'm about to experience a Colombian Catastrophe...
by PRC 123 July 22, 2011
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See also: Cuban Necktie.

A slit across the neck just below the jawline, where the chin meets the neck, with the victim's tongue hanging down through the wound.
The victim was found sitting upright in a patent leather chair, traces of cocaine on the desk, and suffering from what police only describe as a Colombian Necktie.
by Jimmy Hardcore April 3, 2004
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Someone with Colombian heritage but was born in the US. Will wear the countries colors but does not know the history nor meaning. 60% of their wardrobe is Colombia apparel. Will not know what chipi chipi is.
There goes another fake Colombian cheering for our team, I wish they would hang themselves.
by Shijalude February 19, 2014
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Colombian whites is another name for Colombian exported Cocaine. Famously mentioned by Robert California CEO of Sabre/Dunder Mifflin.

I got into a case of Australian reds... and... how should I say this, Columbian whites. - Robert California
Colombian whites go well with Australian reds
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Marty brought some good Colombian white to the club last night.
by Alcoholic Know it all December 13, 2020
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