Colombian Surprise 

When someone takes a dump on top of the toilet lid, leaving a surprise for the next person.
Originated in Colombia.

My girlfriend left me a Colombian Surprise this morning! I made her clean it up.

Colombian Surprise by Dominguez 396 November 30, 2013

Colombian Sex Change 

When you go into a rusty old van and get your cock chopped off with a weed whacker or a chain saw. You are given two thin napkins to stop the bleeding.

Yo, Vazquez just got a Colombian Sex Change.

Colombian Sex Change by Applejacks1898 December 28, 2014

Colombian Salad Dressing 

When a guy is laying on his back, spreading his legs, and holding his knees. A girl snorts a line of coke off his ass cheeks and hocks a loogie of cocaine filled snot into his asshole.

dude I got so fucked up last night! Amber gave me a colombian salad dressing and finished it with a dirty sanchez!

Colombian Salad Dressing by Colombian Ranger May 25, 2016

Colombian Salad 

An act where marijuana is placed in a girls butthole and the partner lights the marijuana and smokes it through the girls vagina.

The boy enjoyed a Colombian salad from his girlfriend.

Colombian Salad by golf88 December 18, 2016

colombian sugar

Another name for a certain type of cocaine mainly used in Hispanic neighborhoods.

Yo pass me some of that Colombian sugar.

colombian sugar by Mongodeldongo December 17, 2016

colombian skyhawk

a sexual position. when having reverse cowgirl, lift the girl's legs up and down rapidly and "caw" repeatedly and loudly as a bird would. this is the colombian skyhawk.

Last night, Susie was riding me then I grabbed her legs and put her in the Colombian Skyhawk, but she misinterpreted my move as the Colombian Condor. It wasn't the Condor. It was the Skyhawk. Stupid Bitch.

colombian skyhawk by UglyStick May 30, 2009

Colombian Snow 

A slang term for the drug cocaine. Referred to as Colombian due to its perceived origin, and snow due to its white powder consistency.

Sam Kennison snorted an 8-ball of Colombian Snow.

Colombian Snow by DEEZ Definitionz November 19, 2010