1) A underpaid, overworked, overconfident “locksmith” that runs all over a big city and pretends to be a professional. He/she is completely unable to function without a written guide on how to work on the specific vehicle he is currently working on even though his/her capability to read the manual is in question most of the time. This person cannot generate a key without a keycode for the simplest vehicles on the road and are a cancer to locksmiths that have worked their entire life to perfect their skills.
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'