"Daaaaammmmn...it's colder than a well digger's asshole out there!!"
by Well Digger August 30, 2011
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Phrase used in the Midwest United States that means "It's really cold".
Often used in rural areas by senior citizens or those over 50.
The temperature dropped to -5 degrees during the daylight hours. My grandmother exclaimed, "It's colder than a two peckered billy goat out here." I agreed and retorted, "It's colder than a well digger's ass"
by Nutzen YerMouf February 28, 2018
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Extremly cold, bloody cold, effin' freezin', dickshrinkingly frigid.

If refering to self, then may be said through chattering teeth.

See also As cold as a witches tit
I don't envy those carol singers it's colder than a penguins chuff out there tonight.

Dead? The bugger's colder than a penguins chuff.
by Blue Cawdrey November 21, 2004
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