A seemingly frustrating sexual position, involving constipation due to too much doggy style and froggy style(and any other "__oggy" style for that matter). One or both partners can constipated with usually a combination between feces and cum. This may also involve "sick sex", where one or both partners is congested in the nasal area, but instead of shit and cum. It can be a combo of snot and cum. Heavy breathing is almost indefinite when it comes to cloggy style, as the horny couple tries to catch breath by mouth breathing.
Yeah, my wife's asshole was congested, until i combined cloggy style and doggy style, and she came so good, the bitch blew her boogers all over the pillow; and she ran to the bathroom right when i pulled my dick out.
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.
Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.
Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.