coffee shits 

when you drink a lot of coffee on an empty stomach, and then in about an hour or so you have to shit

Yo dude, i went to dunkies this morning, had a few medium regulars, and then all throughout the day i had the coffee shits

coffee shits by MSHiggins December 18, 2008

Coffee Shits 

After drinking coffee and eating tons of carbs then running you take a fiery, steamy, burning hot shit with a fudge-like consistency. It usually happens within an hour of coffee, with a smell similar to dead people, shit, and coffee combined. Even worse, it strikes without warning for the next hour leaving your pants in a shit covered hell.

Guy A "I love drinking coffee then eating pasta then running! Don't you?"
Guy B "Dude, your gonna get coffee shits..."
Guy A "Naa, I've got a colon of steel I...I need to change..."

Coffee Shits by Dr. mcjesus100 March 28, 2010

Coffee Shits 

When you replace breakfast with two cups of coffee, and then have the shits an hour later.

Coffee shits are usually ungodly smelling, hurt like crazy, have the consistency of oatmeal, and leave you feeling horrible and very hungry.

You're so gonna get coffee shits later.

Coffee Shits by HeavyKitty December 1, 2010

Coffee shits 

What you get after drinking too much coffee. Have fun screaming in the stall for four hours.

Guy one: Hey did you see bill?
Guy two: Oh yeah, he almost shit himself. I hear he collapsed in public.
Guy one: Yeah, sounds pretty awful.
Guy three: Obviously the coffee shits.

Coffee shits by Whitetrashyt September 29, 2017