Coconut

Used to cut down someone who is either saying something simple or acting in a simple way and wanting you to respond

"hey dad, do you think anyone gives the tooth fairy money when she loses a tooth?"
DAD STARES
"very good son. Coconut"

by Patrick McKiernan October 9, 2008

Coconut

A Schwarzé trying to be white.

My name is Gupta Singh but you call me Bobby. (innit)

by Gupta Singh July 15, 2003

coconuts

Something you see that you know you will think about when you masturbate later.

"Holy Shit!!...a parade of naked women! i got my coconuts for today."

by Bigjohnson2110 January 22, 2006

Coconut

A burnett who has often blonde moments

Girl 1: did she just ask what tuna is?
Girl 2: Yeah she is such a blonde, but wait she has brown hair
Girl 1: yeah shes a coconut
Girl 2: oh yeah haha

by Coconutcassie July 29, 2008

Coconut

A derogatory term used in Australasia for people from the Polynesian islands. Particularly Tonga and Samoa.

Hes a coconut, hes from Tonga

by shooter_78 January 20, 2011

Coconut

An action of using your palm to hit someone's head.

That guy looks like a bird, let's go and coconut him.

by Maslin September 2, 2003

Coconut

Another name for boobs...

Alex has a nice set of coconuts...
yeah they are bigger than Jenna's Twins...
i wish i had a pair

by Liquidice420 December 7, 2007