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Cocked on 

Cocked on could mean many things; Only use this phrase when you’re enraged at people online for doing either dumb acts or you win a 1v1 to be more specific! But cocked on can almost be used in any conversation at your expense. This is a very sacred phrase to me use this at your discretion !
“Get cocked on” Him: “I just died!” Me: “haha cocked on” “
Cocked on by Local mi1f February 10, 2022

Cocked on 

Cocked on means you’ve beaten someone at something and it’s a way to flex. Cocked on can also be used as a word without meaning and then can be used in almost any conversation. “Cocked on” should be used like you would say the the f word
Him: man I really want kfc

Me: lol I have kfc right now, get cocked on !
Cocked on by Local mi1f February 11, 2022

cocked on my neck 

When someone disses you or hates on you or causes discomfort
Ex 1: Did she say no to going out with you?

Yea, she totally cocked on my neck

Ex 2: my boss cocked on my neck this morning by having me clean the bathroom
cocked on my neck by Petey75 March 27, 2011

clocked on 

Literally means 'realised' or 'understood', virtually always said after just - just clocked on (just realised)
Person A: "Oh, he was joking."

Person B: "Yeah, I just clocked on."
clocked on by Spice Tropics May 6, 2013

Cooked on coke 

When you drink too much fizzy at a refill station you get cooked on coke
These refills are great I'm so cooked on coke

A Penguin That Prefers His Fish Cooked Waddles On A Slippery Slope

The translation of a Swedish proverb to mean not to dwell on things that cannot be
Jack: So I've been putting a lot of thought into it and I think Jessica and I would make a great couple!

George: Come on Jack, remember what dad always told us: "A Penguin That Prefers His Fish Cooked Waddles On A Slippery Slope." You know you have no chance with Jessica, stop obsessing over it.
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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