cock rat

When simply calling somebody a "cock head" or "knob jockey" will not do. You bring out "Cock rat".
originaly from the tv show "Chips" where EVERYBODY on that show were "cock rats",

"Your a fag"
"shutup. You fucken cock rat"
=O
"yeah thats right. pwnd."

cock rat by Josh Pazza February 10, 2007

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Cock-Rat

A guy that you would call a “selfish asshole,” “douchebag,” “dick.” Someone that fucks around with anyone and anything that it can get. Otherwise known as a “fuckboy.”

Girl 1: “Hey, are you still seeing that guy?”
Girl 2: “Hell no, that guy fucks anything he can get. He’s such a cock-rat.”

Cock-Rat by TacosRLife October 18, 2017

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national cock rating day

The day where all cocks are rated by their gurth, toughness, length and strength. National Cock Rating Day is on the 15th of May.

C'mon dude just show your friends, it is National Cock Rating day after all!

national cock rating day by Tyler, The Destroyer May 14, 2020

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Cock to ball ratio

The size relation between your cock and balls.

England: Wow Australia you have an awesome cock to ball ratio!
Australia: Yeah, it's must be genetic cause my dad had a wicked CBR to.

Cock to ball ratio by comelamb February 3, 2012

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cock to pussy ratio

The cock to pussy ratio, or cock:pussy, is a way of measuring the amount of guys in a group versus the amount of girls.
It can then be simplified down so if there were to be a sexual adventure the amount of cocks to pussys would be clear.

Oh no, don't invite Steve, he'll bump the cock to pussy ratio to 3:9

cock to pussy ratio by JimPop April 4, 2009

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cock to twat ratio

A way to describe the ratio of guys to girls in the room. It gives men an indication of their chances of finding a girl to hook up with. (cock to twat for short)

This party is a sausage fest; the cock to twat ratio is like 10 to 1.

cock to twat ratio by _K_Y March 11, 2011

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Cockrates

A sexual philosopher who has great sex slogans and a pretty fucked up mind.

"Don't think with your head, think with your lower head" -Cockrates

Cockrates by Cockrates May 26, 2008

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