cock juggling thunder cunt

what to call a stupid bitch, when calling her 'stupid bitch' simply won't do; the most offensive insult ever

Rio's girlfriend is a total cock juggling thunder cunt.

by kick ass chick January 12, 2005

cock juggling thunder cunt

The best insult to anyone, ever.

1: hey
2: YOU COCK JUGGLING THUNDER CUNT!
1:(sniffle)

by TestamenTT September 07, 2008

cock juggling thunder cunt

defined literally as it is said, a cock juggling thunder cunt is a huge whore. it is used mainly to disrespect some one.

you stupid cock juggling thunder cunt get back to work!

synonym; cum guzzling road whore

by mr verrelli June 20, 2006

cock juggling thunder cunt

1)one who fucks everyone they see, and/or gives them oral
2)a cum slut
3)a sibling

Cop:May i see your lisence?
Ped:Hell no!
Cop:why not?
Ped:Because your such a cock juggling thunder cunt!

by Nemo Da Pimp September 09, 2008

cock juggling thunder cunt

The epitome of bitch ass cunt. The best insult ever created.

Kent is a bitch ass cunt but, Kalyn is a cock juggling thunder cunt.

by awesomeCollegePark May 26, 2009

cock juggling thunder cunt

a whore who is often referred to as the "dumpster," they will fuck anyone, regardless of disease or age. they are the cheapest and dirties

"hey john, all thats left is that cock juggling thunder cunt. lets try somewhere else"

by the mughty fuzzy bunny. August 25, 2006

cock juggling thunder cunt

a hairy slut who enjoys sucking vinegary pussy/dick. or saggy balls. it depends.

alen - the cock juggling thunder cunt took my money and my pants...
david - why your pants?
alen - she claimed she didnt have any.
david - wait, so what was she wearing?
alen - nothing. and she said if i didnt get naked too she would bite my dick off...
david - dude, why did you call her over then?
alen - she's been hidding in my garage for a few months, i thought she could use something in her mouth.

by shelovedx January 17, 2008