cock blazer

Someone who acts like there going to give you head,but lights your dick on fire.

I have no pubs... cause my girlfriend is a cock blazer.

by jessec63 January 18, 2008

cock blamer

A person who blames everyone and everything but themselves for their problems.

Derived from blaming the cock for the bad blowjob you just gave, when in actuality it is generally the fault of the blower rather than the blow-ee.

Ugh, that bitch is complaining about her life again...she's such a cock blamer!

by Not a cock blamer December 17, 2011