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Coat Closet

When a hunter kills a large game animal, strips naked, takes out the guts, climbs inside, and sews up the carcass leaving only his genitals sticking out of the dead animal.
Nice shot, son! Now take your clothes off! It's time for your first Coat Closet!
by FuckedUpJoe July 26, 2018
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