Closet Fun 

When 1 or 2 person involved in a relationship or sex, is secretly gay or other words ( In the closet )

Hey, I get you're not completely out of the closet.. but, since you told me ..maybe we can have a lil' closet fun ?

Closet Fun by Oka-Senpai July 1, 2017

funeral close 

A relationship yardstick. You're so close with someone that you would go to their funeral if they died.

So who's this girl Beryl I hear about?

Just a friend. We're not even funeral close.

funeral close by Snathans January 6, 2009