Cooter Closedown 

The female version of a cock block.

"I would have totally slept with Josh if his ex girlfriend wasn't being such a cooter closedown!"

Cooter Closedown by Kate Dwyer March 14, 2009

closedonut 

When you rage and cry at a video game like so, AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! STOP MAN IM LOOSING

(this was made by closedonut don't use it to bully me)

dude stop raging at this game, you sound like closedonut

closedonut by CloseDonut June 20, 2019

comedown

The word for a hangover from drugs. Usually associated with the day after taking chemicals. Generally feelings of depression, tiredness and irritability.

"Man, I regret munching those pills, this comedown is fucking awful"

comedown by whowrotethis? August 30, 2006

comedown

The inevitable feeling after a drug-fuelled session. Usually leads to a heavy drinking binge to lessen or take the edge of the comedown. Many people liken the feeling to their head being melted, fried, fucked or mangled.

This comedown is a fucking beast, my head is fried.

comedown by dmcc81 October 29, 2006

comedown

The feeling one gets when one has munched down one too many pills or bombs or lines the night before and is somewhat FRAGILE

this comedown is fucking ROUGH

comedown by theywenttoseainaseive June 24, 2007

Comedown Kid 

A person who seems to be constantly coming down off drugs in work during the week, but then seems to come alive during the weekend

" uh oh here comes the Comedown Kid and he looks fucked again but then again it is 8am on a monday "

Comedown Kid by John Gaskell March 28, 2004

comedown

The consequences of running out of drugs like mdma or cocaine. You will crave it and not be able to sleep at all.

Just had a joint to sleep after the comedown from last night

comedown by Bigboy packet December 22, 2021