by Blair Sally December 07, 2019
Person 1: “Yo fem nikolais got huge clown tiddies.”
Person 2: “Uhm akshually, theyre called cloobs 🤓☝️”
Person 2: “Uhm akshually, theyre called cloobs 🤓☝️”
by dacever April 29, 2023
Slang for nightclub. Derived from European pronunciation of club. Can also be spelled "clüb" (with an umlaut). Typically populated by guidos, persians, and SE Asians wearing tight, shiny clothes, or Ed Hardy shirts, who love Eurotrash trance music. Term most often used by hipsters and yuppies to emphasize the irony of their cloob attendance.
"I really need to go buy a sequined dress so I can fully rock out to Basshunter at the cloob tonight"
by YouCanFindMeInTheCloob March 29, 2010
by mediocredonuts August 14, 2017
by 420autism May 06, 2018
Forget your understanding of a Club Rat. Cloob Rat's are underage and in charge of nightlife in NYC. Owners, doormen, and dj's are on their BBM list, and champagne is in hand at the door. Cloob Rat's own promoters like the many fake ID's they have had over the years. Lines for entry are for Club Rats, Cloob Rats are taken in the side entrance to avoid a scene. They know the secret bathrooms, and know which tables are the best. Cloob rats know all other cloob rats and see them every night of the week at the Cloob. They never pay, and are paid in bottles and camera flashes. They thrive off of entrance to the hottest clubs, summer trips at owners yachts, and one night stands with nightlife hottest DJ's. They went to school in NY, and instead of house parties, their 16th birthday party was at LAVO.
Alexis is at the owners table 4 nights in a row, she must be a Cloob Rat
Lucy walked right past us to get into the cloob, I wonder if she knows someone inside? She might just be a Cloob Rat
Lucy walked right past us to get into the cloob, I wonder if she knows someone inside? She might just be a Cloob Rat
by Cloob Royalty January 11, 2012