Clapping Monkeys 

clapping monkeys means a person is very oblivious to their surroundings and just has a clapping monkey in their head because they don't listen to anyone else around them

You're not even listening, have you got Clapping Monkeys in your head

Clapping Monkeys by Bhagzy April 26, 2019

monkeys clapping 

When a group of people clap in unison, most like during a live performance. Also in referance to partying.

Dogs were barking, monkeys clapping, bears were dancing and girls were cutting loose
~Gogol Bordello

monkeys clapping by Harmonydawn April 27, 2006

clapping monkey 

clapping monkey has 2 definitions

1) a small toy, usually with cymbols, which when winded up will clap the cymbols together

2) a metaphor for a woman's vagina which is extremely loose, and would clap like a toy clapping monkey

1) hey look at that new toy i got, it's a clapping monkey!

2) hey i bet her lips go at it like a clapping monkey in the wind! (makes clapping motion between legs)

clapping monkey by Poodle April 13, 2005

clapping monkey 

This is the comprehensize dictionary of the clapping monkey phrase:
1)A small toy for children
2)A metaphor for a women who has had lots of sex and is such very loose and is in need of corrective surgery. Sum1 u wudnt want 2 have sex with!!! There is even hand motions to go with it.

She was as loose as a clapping monkey

clapping monkey by bionicman April 13, 2005

clappin spank monkey 

A person whos so high they they dont laugh, they clap/ or/ someone who get the clap after fucking someone they dont know.

she got the clap after fuckin that random at that party last night

clappin spank monkey by EyYo Froshie December 16, 2004

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019