While my friend Lana and I were taking some photos for our church Youth Group newsletter, she straddled my head and clambaked me. What will Jesus think?
by Capt Scotty March 1, 2007
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well the real meaning is one who bakes clams on a beach, but as I was searching for another word for Fag, this word came up under my search box, so therefore, rather than saying "Hey take your fucking hands off me you fag" you can simply say "hey take your fucking hands off me clambaker"

So therefore, Clambaker means one who is homosexual or just a fucking loser/turd/jackass/cunt/cock and so on.
"Wow Ivin O'brien from the Watertown High School, in Watertown, MA, 02472 is such a fucking clambaker.
by Mourn April 18, 2005
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When a pussy gets banged so hard, smoke emanates from the pussy lips due to the friction.
Man, I fucked dat bee-atch so hard it was a total clambake.Yeee-haaaaa!!
by The Rising Pylon November 28, 2007
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A group of women with shaved beavers sunbathing in the buff. The aim is to leave no tan lines. Very common on European nude beaches.
A lot of voyeur sites just feature clambake beach pics.
by wolfbait51 January 28, 2011
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Whilst snapping some pics for our church Youth Group newsletter Lana suddenly straddled my head and clambaked me. What would Jese think?
by Capt Scotty March 3, 2007
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Any gathering of friends that includes, but is not comprised solely of, excessive amounts of marijuana smoking.
Yo, after the show we're all going to get some steaks and have a clambake.
by Sketchy Al October 30, 2009
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An orgy that includes two or more women and no more than one man.
I told her I'm not into the devil's threesome, but I'm down for a clambake anytime.
by DanGr April 14, 2010
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