Skip to main content

Circumstantial Hotness

An individuals attractiveness changes due to the circumstance they are in. A change in a 1-10 scale rating often occurs. Applies for both women and men.
1) Becky is a 7 in the real world, but is the most attractive at the office. Due to circumstantial hotness, many of her male co-workers believe she is easily a 9 out of 10.

2) A boat crashes on a deserted island. Cynthia was the only female on board, and now the only female on the island. All the males who were on the boat, originally thought Cynthia was an average looking girl when she first got on. Now after being on the island for a few days, all the men believe Cynthia is the most attractive person they have ever seen because of circumstantial hotness.

3) Cassandra is normally an 8 on a 1 to 10 scale and is normally found to be attractive. Cassandra attends a party with a large group of other women who are much better looking than Cassandra. Cassandra appears to be less attractive, and therefore experiences a decrease in scale rating by the men at the party, and thus less guys try to be with her that night. This is circumstantial hotness.
by raincheckross December 9, 2012
mugGet the Circumstantial Hotness mug.

circumstantial lesbian

Woman engaged in sexual relationship with other woman, not due to preference but due to inability to find male partner to bond with. Also known as lesbian by circumstance. Reasons behind inability to locate male partner usually due to inability to be viewed as attractive to the opposite sex.
Donna Lopiano is a circumstantial lesbian and is too ugly to locate a male partner who could find her appealing. Her lesbianism is caused by circumstance.
by Quazy Quisp April 30, 2009
mugGet the circumstantial lesbian mug.

Circumstantial boner

Unintentional erection while physically interacting with a friend of the opposite sex.
Dee: what is that poking my back?
Brian: sorry, it's my Circumstantial boner. We were spooning and your butt kinda felt good.
by greyhound goldfish November 19, 2013
mugGet the Circumstantial boner mug.

circumstantial cunt

A decent person who commits cunty acts because of the rough circumstances life throws at them
Shin Chang Won is a circumstantial cunt
by Jumbled McGobbledygook December 10, 2020
mugGet the circumstantial cunt mug.

circumstantial Intelligence

intellect coming by the wayside, usually a theory supported by a significant quantity of your friends
A: We think Yasreen is preggers
B: and all of you think so?
A: yes
B: hmm this is interesting circumstantial intelligence
by lotuspanda March 15, 2008
mugGet the circumstantial Intelligence mug.

circumstantial simultaneity

The idea that the entirety of history and existence is a series of repeated events; nothing that happens is new. The idea implies events are connected circumstantially through their meaning, and from a temporally external frame of reference, happen at the same time. The term was coined by Andrew Hussie in his webcomic Homestuck.
Alice: I broke my wrist last week after slipping on an acorn. Didn't that same thing happen to you?
Bob: Indeed. It's wondrous how rampant circumstantial simultaneity is throughout the universe.
Alice: bob stfu you fucking nerd
by madface7 April 24, 2021
mugGet the circumstantial simultaneity mug.

circumstantial butt sex

the suggestion that anal sex is only appropriate depending on conditions or circumstances
'It was Todd and it was Thursday, so, circumstantial butt sex seemed like the right way to go.'
by tjs248 October 22, 2009
mugGet the circumstantial butt sex mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email