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Clintosterone

The element founded by Norweigan scientist Hanz Freidrikin 1989 , that makes the body simply give up on life itself. The disease, if you will, usually enters the body during puberty, typically when under commmand of a tyrranous father figure named "Rodney-Da".

Symptoms of this rare element are: laziness, fatigue, excessive thirst (usually alcholic beverages), the inability to grow facial hair, an acute hormonal addiction to Coca-Cola products,
making friends with awkward bi-racial homeschoolers, and the monotonous, day-to-day obsession with getting a girl to call/text you back.

In most cases of Clintosterone entering the system, the victim has appeared to show "diet" like behaviors when in social situations that may occur around fancied female subjects mentioned before.

May God have mercy on any life-form that may come into contact with this horrendous element.
you will know the example of Clintosterone when you discover his fate
by c_rythm007 January 27, 2009
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One who is exhibiting cunt-like behaviors to an extreme degree, such as being an intolerable bitch and/or extraordinarily slutty. The invocation of such a word also likens the cunt to a humongous, slobber-slinging, flesh-eating dinosaur, which is, in fact what a cunt is.
Pimp, "Shut up, bitch! You be ackin' like a cuntosaurus."
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Watch out for the HR rep, she's a real cuntosaurus Rex
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The act of being a massive cunt.
That guy is so full of himself, his levels of cuntosityitudeness are through the roof.
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